I can't be bothered to email/twitter/whatever ... but I'll volunteer to give a security talk (similar to e.g. the mysql performance one in 2008) covering e.g. signs that you've been hacked, the major types of vulnerability (XSS, CSRF, SQL Injection, Race conditions, Symlink attacks etc etc) with solutions for all...

It might be a rush, but I should have no real problem condensing 2 days of training into an hour or so ;)

David.